A Telling Sign That The “Mainstream Media” Should Now Be Referred To As The “LAMESTREAM MEDIA”

 

The image above is a screen shot of my local leading news channel web page. Even after the 10 o’clock news has aired, the number TWO story of the day is that sand dunes somewhere “Behind Effing Egypt” or something, is about to overcome a set used in the making of one of the StarWars movies.

SHUT THE FRONT DOOR! Are you serious? No way! Yeah, I’m just as shocked- THAT THIS IS EVEN NEWS AT ALL, let-alone the second most important news item in Salt Lake City! According to the Associated Press article (should be more aptly referred to as the “Ass-Press”), over 100 thousand LOOSERS venture out to this God-forsaken barren wasteland each year to get their rocks off (in this instance- grains of sand), by visiting a movie set. Hell you woulda’ thought that George Lucas had build a freaken’ pyramid to rival Giza! But nope, just a measly, movie set that I’m sure he spent a fair amount of money to have built, and then bilked the suckers who pilgrimage to bask in its….hell I don’t know what they get from the experience- because I’m not a freakin’ dweebe! Nonetheless, George Lucas is laughing all the way to the bank from the proceeds of these morons. I just hope they brought some serious sunscreen!

Apparently this over-sized Star Wars play set is in danger of being overcome by a fast-moving sand dune. It’s been proposed that the set be moved. Maybe if George Lucas set up a Kool Aid party (reminiscent of JimJones) when these 100 thousand highly fascinating individuals show up, it will be the last such news story about such a stupid subject.