Filner Would Like to Feel-More And Get Away With it on The Tax Payers Dime

 

What the hell is going on with politicians these days anyway? And- I’m sensing a particular pattern.... You have your Filner, Spitzer, and Weiner- hell these three should start their own gentlemen’s club- and get paid for what they do best- because it sure as hell isn’t politics! All three of these douche bags have sexual connotations in their last names- go figure they are all busted on sexual misconduct.

Now we have the San Diego 7. The seven women who have come forward with making similar allegations against Feel-more er’ I mean Filner, and who do we have running to these women’s rescue but the train wreck chasin’ ne’er-do-gooder, Gloria Allred! Yay Gloria is milking that spotlight again! I find it interesting how her name is often dropped at the beginning of these cases, and then you never hear a word about or from her again- until the next public train wreck!

And now the clincher- Filner wants the tax payers to pick up the tab on his legal defense. How about Filner pick up his panties [that will be a change for him] and make the first moral decision [probably of his life] and just step-down and admit that he’s an asshole!

Now what’s with Filner saying he needs to go to “intensive therapy” for two weeks to work on his issues? I think that’s political speak of saying I need to get the hell outta town for a while so that this can blow over! Where did he find such therapy anyway? Probably in the phone book under “D” for Douche Bag Therapy for Douche Bags (yes I just wanted to say douche bag a lot in this article).

Now when the “made for TV” movie comes out on this (and I’m sure that the Lifetime Network AKA THE MEN SUCK NETWORK is working on the script as I type this.) Please let them cast Philip Baker Hall as Filner!

 

Snowden: The “Info Shot” Heard Around The World

The Beginning of The NEW American Revolution

In June of 2013, Edward Snowden was working for NSA contractor Booz Allen Hamilton as an “infrastructure analyst.” Snowden gave an interview to The Guardian where he revealed the scope of public surveillance on American citizens and other countries.

On June 14, 2013, U.S. federal prosecutors charged Snowden with espionage and theft of government property.

Your Fourth Amendment Rights:

The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.

So let me get this straight- Snowden is not considered a “whistleblower” but a “spy”, a “leaker”- being charged with espionage, having his U.S. passport revoked and relegating him to hanging out in limbo at a Moscow airport for the past 6 weeks.  All of this because he revealed what the U.S. government had previously hidden behind the cover of “plausible deniability” for well over 20 years- that the NSA (and other agencies) has been participating in unlawful surveillance of American citizens.

Previous to Snowden’s revelations, the people who spoke of the government spying on its citizens were seen as “crackpot conspiracy theorists” and never taken seriously. Because of these revelations by a credible “insider,” the government can no longer deny what it has done for over 20 years. It has now been pushed into the public view as fact.

Now that the “cat is out of the bag” per se’ not only are the U.S. citizens pissed, that their government not only has covertly lied to them, but also has essentially shredded their Fourth Amendment rights.

So what does the government do? Well, they get the mainstream media to try and “smear” Edward Snowden. They try and discredit his education, his credentials, and everything about him. They try and turn him into the bad guy. They try and make it seem as though he put our country at risk for terrorism because of what he revealed. Nice try NSA, the “terrorists” already know that they are being monitored.

So why is it that nobody is talking about bringing the head of the NSA, Keith B. Alexander, to justice for violating our Fourth Amendment rights? I suppose there is a whole laundry list of douche bags, such as himself, who should be thrown in prison for what they have done to the American citizens.

 

The reason why these people will not be prosecuted is because the majority of Americans still believe what they see on the mainstream media news outlets. The brainwashing mind-control has worked fabulously!

Finally, I would like to thank Edward Snowden for having the balls to stand up to tyranny and to make the tyrants scramble for cover. I would also like to thank God that I still have a First Amendment right to even publish this article. “Still” being the operative word. No telling how long it will be until even that goes away.

 

And now as I drive on I-15 around the “point of the mountain” and look off to the west out to Bluffdale, Utah, I see a very large concrete windowless structure which is the brand new NSA data center, which has been rumored to have the capacity to store EVERY communication on the planet for 100 years, I do my patriotic duty of “saluting” them- ONE FINGER AND A FIST!

Anthony Weiner Shows Interest In A 2016 Presidential Bid

The following is a list of his possible running mates:

Anthony Weiner / Eric Holder     (Weiner/Holder)

Anthony Weiner / Eliot Spitzer     (Weiner/Spitzer)

Anthony Weiner / Nancy Pelosi     (Weiner/Pelosi)

Roy Blunt / Anthony Weiner     (Blunt/Weiner)

Anthony Weiner / John Boozman     (Weiner/Boozman)

Anthony Weiner / Barbara Boxer     (Weiner/Boxer)

Sherrod Brown / Anthony Weiner     (Brown/Weiner)

Richard (Dick) Burr / Anthony Weiner     (Burr/Weiner)

Anthony Weiner / Maria Cantwell     (Weiner/Cantwell)

Anthony Weiner / Daniel Coats     (Weiner/Coats)

Anthony Weiner / Thad Cochran     (Weiner/Cochran)

Anthony Weiner / Susan Collins     (Weiner/Collins)

Anthony Weiner / Bob Corker     (Weiner/Corker)

Michael Crapo / Anthony Weiner     (Crapo/Weiner)

Anthony Weiner / Ted Cruz     (Weiner/Cruz)

Anthony Weiner / Dianne Feinstein     (Weiner/Feinstein)

Anthony Weiner / Deb Fischer     (Weiner/Fischer)

Al Franken /Anthony Weiner     (Franken/Weiner)

Anthony Weiner / Lindsey Graham     (Weiner/Graham)

Charles Grassley / Anthony Weiner     (Grassley/Weiner)

Anthony Weiner / Kay Hagan     (Weiner/Hagan)

Anthony Weiner / Orrin Hatch     (Weiner/Hatch)

Dean Heller / Anthony Weiner     (Heller/Weiner)

Anthony Weiner / John Hoeven     (Weiner/Hoeven)

Anthony Weiner / Jim Inhofe     (Weiner/Inhofe)

Mike Johanns / Anthony Weiner     (Johanns/Weiner)

Anthony Weiner / Tim Johnson     (Weiner/Johnson)

Angus King / Anthony Weiner     (King/Weiner)

Anthony Weiner / Carl Levin     (Weiner/Levin)

Mike Lee / Anthony Weiner     (Lee/Weiner)

Joe Manchin / Anthony Weiner     (Manchin/Weiner)

Anthony Weiner / Ed Markey     (Weiner/Markey)

Anthony Weiner / Rob Portman     (Weiner/Portman)

Mark Pryor /Anthony Weiner      (Prior/Weiner)

Anthony Weiner / Harry Reid     (Weiner/Reid)

James Risch / Anthony Weiner     (Risch/Weiner)

Jay Rockerfeller / Anthony Weiner     (Rockerfeller/Weiner)

Marco Rubio / Anthony Weiner     (Rubio/Weiner)

Anthony Weiner / Bernie Sanders     (Weiner/Sanders)

Charles Schumer / Anthony Weiner     (Schumer/Weiner)

Anthony Weiner / Jeff Sessions     (Weiner/Sessions)

Anthony Weiner / Richard Shelby     (Weiner/Shelby)

Anthony Weiner / Debbie Stabenow     (Weiner/Stabenow)

Anthony Weiner / Jon Tester     (Weiner/Tester)

Anthony Weiner / Pat Toomey     (Weiner/Toomey)

Mark Udall / Anthony Weiner     (Udall/Weiner)

Anthony Weiner / David Vitter     (Weiner/Vitter)

Elizabeth Warren / Anthony Weiner     (Warren/Weiner)

Sheldon Whitehouse / Anthony Weiner     (Whitehouse/Weiner)

Anthony Weiner / Roger Wicker     (Weiner/Wicker)

Ron Wyden / Anthony Weiner     (Wyden/Weiner)

How Anthony Weiner Could Have Avoided All This Mess

First of all this guy SERIOUSLY needs to consider changing his name! How can anyone possibly take a politician seriously when his last name is Weiner? And to add insult to injury, his public mis-deeds have everything to do with- well, his weiner!

Ya know, politicians should have learned by now that once you enter the public spotlight, nothing is sacred and nothing is secret. Mr. Weiner-man (and his wife “Mrs. Balls”), should have had a big press-conference at the outset of his candidacy, and laid their weiner – ‘er, I mean their cards all out on the table- thereby taking all the wind out of the sails of the dirt-digging media.

The conference, I imagine, could have gone something like this:

“Anthony: I am announcing my candidacy for the office of New York City mayor. Now I understand that the media (meaning all of you) will do everything to dig up dirt on me, I will now make your jobs much easier and tell you what you will find.”

“You will find that I really like to send sexually explicit messages and photos of myself to twenty-something’s hot females. You will find that I have a killer set of abs (as seen in my tweets to said twenty-something’s).”

“The fact that I’m a sex-craved perv has nothing to do with me running the city of New York. Hell, my wing-man was Eliot Spitzer, and he was the governor!”

“In fact I’m considering making him a part of my mayoral team! A Weiner-Spitzer duo I believe is exactly what this city needs.”

As the cameras turn to Weiner’s wife, she leans into the microphone and confirms, “sounds legit. I’m backin’ my Weiner.”

 

That, folks , is how you avoid a media feeding-frenzi.