How Anthony Weiner Could Have Avoided All This Mess

First of all this guy SERIOUSLY needs to consider changing his name! How can anyone possibly take a politician seriously when his last name is Weiner? And to add insult to injury, his public mis-deeds have everything to do with- well, his weiner!

Ya know, politicians should have learned by now that once you enter the public spotlight, nothing is sacred and nothing is secret. Mr. Weiner-man (and his wife “Mrs. Balls”), should have had a big press-conference at the outset of his candidacy, and laid their weiner – ‘er, I mean their cards all out on the table- thereby taking all the wind out of the sails of the dirt-digging media.

The conference, I imagine, could have gone something like this:

“Anthony: I am announcing my candidacy for the office of New York City mayor. Now I understand that the media (meaning all of you) will do everything to dig up dirt on me, I will now make your jobs much easier and tell you what you will find.”

“You will find that I really like to send sexually explicit messages and photos of myself to twenty-something’s hot females. You will find that I have a killer set of abs (as seen in my tweets to said twenty-something’s).”

“The fact that I’m a sex-craved perv has nothing to do with me running the city of New York. Hell, my wing-man was Eliot Spitzer, and he was the governor!”

“In fact I’m considering making him a part of my mayoral team! A Weiner-Spitzer duo I believe is exactly what this city needs.”

As the cameras turn to Weiner’s wife, she leans into the microphone and confirms, “sounds legit. I’m backin’ my Weiner.”

 

That, folks , is how you avoid a media feeding-frenzi.